Part Six – Performance Reviews
In Part Six – Performance Reviews Coco does the employee reviews.
Panel 1: Dave is sitting nervously in a chair that is slightly too small for him, across from Cocoa’s massive executive desk. Cocoa is peering over a pair of tiny reading glasses at a clipboard.
Cocoa: "Dave, your spreadsheet formatting is adequate. However, your napping technique is subpar."Panel 2: Dave looks utterly bewildered, adjusting his glasses.
Dave: "My... napping technique?"
Cocoa: "Yes. You close your eyes for 8 hours at night. Amateur. True power napping requires a sunbeam and 14 hours of uninterrupted REM."Panel 3: Sarah from Customer Support enters, looking hopeful and holding her own review folder. Cocoa pushes a small, fancy bowl of premium dry kibble across the desk toward her.
Cocoa: "Sarah, your customer empathy is excellent. Here is your annual bonus."Panel 4: Sarah stares deadpan at the bowl of kibble. Dave reaches over and pats her shoulder sympathetically.
Caption: At WhiskerCart, we reward what truly matters.