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Part Twenty One - The Office Lunch Buffet

Part Twenty One – The Office Lunch Buffet

In Part Twenty One – The Office Lunch Buffet

Panel 1:

  • Visual: The WhiskerCart breakroom. A gorgeous, massive catered buffet is laid out on a long table. Dave and Sarah are holding plates, looking absolutely delighted. Cocoa and Buster are standing right in front of it, staring intensely.
  • Dave: “Wow, HR really outdid themselves this time! A full carving station and a seafood bar!”

Panel 2:

  • Visual: Close-up on Buster. He is sitting in a rigid, perfect “stay” pose, trying to be a good corporate dog. However, a massive, cartoonish puddle of drool is rapidly pooling on the floor beneath him. His eyes are completely locked onto a giant honey-glazed ham.
  • Buster (Thought Bubble): “I am a professional. I am a good boy. I will not beg. I will not beg.”

Panel 3:

  • Visual: Cocoa has jumped directly onto the buffet table. She is sitting squarely on the premium smoked salmon platter. She is slowly, deliberately using one paw to push a fancy shrimp cocktail off the edge of the table, maintaining unbroken, deadpan eye contact with a horrified human caterer.
  • Caterer: “Ma’am, please! That’s imported!”
  • Cocoa: “Gravity check.”

Panel 4:

  • Visual: The aftermath. Dave and Sarah are standing by the coffee machine, sadly eating plain celery sticks and crackers from the untouched vegan corner. In the background, Buster is in a massive food coma with a tiny party hat on his head next to an empty ham bone, while Cocoa is casually grooming salmon off her paw.
  • Sarah: “Well, at least the vegan options are completely untouched.”
  • Caption: At WhiskerCart, the food chain is literal.

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